Untitled, Feb 2013
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I’ve been working on a special little birthday project for a boy all summer where I turned our relationship into a how to guide for fellow socially awkward lovebirds. Its the hardest secret I ever had to keep but I can’t wait to share it with him. Only 2 more months of some intense secrecy. I just wanted to share with you guys because its been quite fun sharing this birthday surprise with the entire world except for one quirky soul
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Shoe Talk
There’s no one to talk with
I’ll talk with my shoe
He does have a tongue
And an inner soul, too
He’s awfully well polished
So straightlaced and neat
(But he talks about nothing but feet-feet-feet)
Shel Silverstein
Hot Dog
I have a hot dog for a pet,
The only kind my folks let me get
He does smell sort of bad
And yet,
He absolutely never gets the sofa wet
We have a butcher for a vet
The strangest vet you ever met
Guess we’re the weirdest family yet
To have a hot dog for a pet
Shel Silverstein
Hat
Teddy said it was a hat,
So I put it on
Now Dad is saying
“Where the heck’s the toilet plunger gone?”
Shel Silverstein
Glub Glub
He thought it was the biggest puddle
He’d go splashing through.
Turns out it was
The Smallest Lake-
And the deepest too
They say that
Carrots are good for your eyes
They swear that they improve your sight
But I’m seein worse than I did last night
You think maybe I ain’t usin em right ?
Shel Silverstein
