Shoe Talk There’s no one to talk with I’ll talk with my shoe He does have a tongue And an inner soul, too He’s awfully well polished So straightlaced and neat (But he talks about nothing but feet-feet-feet) Shel Silverstein

Shoe Talk

There’s no one to talk with

I’ll talk with my shoe

He does have a tongue

And an inner soul, too

He’s awfully well polished

So straightlaced and neat

(But he talks about nothing but feet-feet-feet)

Shel Silverstein

Arrows I shot an arrow towards the sky It hit a white cloud floating by The cloud fell to the dying shore I don’t shoot arrows anymore Shel Silverstein

Arrows

I shot an arrow towards the sky

It hit a white cloud floating by

The cloud fell to the dying shore

I don’t shoot arrows anymore

Shel Silverstein

Hot Dog I have a hot dog for a pet, The only kind my folks let me get He does smell sort of bad And yet, He absolutely never gets the sofa wet We have a butcher for a vet The strangest vet you ever met Guess we’re the weirdest family yet To have a hot dog for a pet Shel Silverstein

Hot Dog

I have a hot dog for a pet,

The only kind my folks let me get

He does smell sort of bad

And yet,

He absolutely never gets the sofa wet

We have a butcher for a vet

The strangest vet you ever met

Guess we’re the weirdest family yet

To have a hot dog for a pet

Shel Silverstein

Hat Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on Now Dad is saying  “Where the heck’s the toilet plunger gone?” Shel Silverstein

Hat

Teddy said it was a hat,

So I put it on

Now Dad is saying 

“Where the heck’s the toilet plunger gone?”

Shel Silverstein

Glub Glub He thought it was the biggest puddle  He’d go splashing through. Turns out it was The Smallest Lake- And the deepest too

Glub Glub

He thought it was the biggest puddle 

He’d go splashing through.

Turns out it was

The Smallest Lake-

And the deepest too

They say that  Carrots are good for your eyes They swear that they improve your sight But I’m seein worse than I  did last night You think maybe I ain’t usin em right ? Shel Silverstein

They say that 

Carrots are good for your eyes

They swear that they improve your sight

But I’m seein worse than I  did last night

You think maybe I ain’t usin em right ?

Shel Silverstein

Crowded Tub There’s too many kids in this tub There’s too many elbows to scrub I just washed a behind that I’m sure wasn’t mine There’s too many kids in this tub Shel Silverstein

Crowded Tub

There’s too many kids in this tub

There’s too many elbows to scrub

I just washed a behind that I’m sure wasn’t mine

There’s too many kids in this tub

Shel Silverstein